I have no idea what i'm doing

Daniel Radcliffe talking about his old stunt double, David Holmes, who was severely injured during a stunt on the HP films

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awkwardbabypenguin:

meow—lex:

i cant even read that and i know exactly what it fucking says

same omg

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arribaarribacabron:

dogesexual:

do you type differently depending on the person you’re talking to

My grammar goes from formal essay to wat the fuck did u jst say u lil shit

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fandomsarebetterthanpeople:

This is my lock screen. Today, my mother saw it and asked, “Who are they? Are these some of you friends?” I simply replied, “Yes, mom. I’m friends with two famous middle aged men.” She’s still on the computer, trying to find out who they are.

poketrainersara:

ollivander:

raiiyn:

ollivander:

icanteventumble:

ollivander:

what you need to know about face characters at disney world

So, what you’re saying is that if we want to keep Peter, we have to let him stay Peter?

But I wanna know..

no

you don’t get to go into someone’s personal life when doing that puts their job on the line

i know you guys are curious but really its not worth it, Peter has a wonderful job and jife and disney world and im sure he wants to keep it that way, please just respect his privacy and enjoy him for who he is! 
Peter Pan

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zilleniose:

scoutacris:

what if danny phantom actually died in the accident and is actually a ghost with the power of turning alive

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT

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fabfatfemme:

discard-and-discover:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bb

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

^ this. 

same

but if you don’t like it

I’ll call you something else

anything you like and makes you comfortable 

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capzack:

#can somebody put an even smaller spiderman on the little spiderman’s butt

/CAN’T BREATHE

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Tell Kickstarter Not To Fund This Gross Book About How To Get Laid By Assaulting Women

all-about-male-privilege:

thefempire:

brute-reason:

[Content note: sexual assault]

There’s a project that’s just gotten funded through Kickstarter. It’s a book called Above the Game: A Guide to Getting Awesome With Women and it’s being written by a Redditor and pickup artist named Ken Hoinsky. Predictably, the book promises to help men meet and hook up with women.

Some quotes from the book:

5) Get CLOSE to her, damn it!

To quote Rob Judge, “Personal space is for pussies.” I already told you that the most successful seducers are those who can’t keep their hands off of women. Well you’re not gonna be able to do that if you aren’t in close!

All the greatest seducers in history could not keep their hands off of women. They aggressively escalated physically with every woman they were flirting with. They began touching them immediately, kept great body language and eye contact, and were shameless in their physicality. Even when a girl rejects your advances, she KNOWS that you desire her. That’s hot. It arouses her physically and psychologically.

Decide that you’re going to sit in a position where you can rub her leg and back. Physically pick her up and sit her on your lap. Don’t ask for permission. Be dominant. Force her to rebuff your advances.

Sex

Pull out your cock and put her hand on it. Remember, she is letting you do this because you have established yourself as a LEADER. Don’t ask for permission, GRAB HER HAND, and put it right on your dick.

Guess what! That’s sexual assault. “Forcing” her to “rebuff your advances” is sexual assault. “Grabbing her hand” and “putting it right on your dick” unless she’s consented is sexual assault. And while many people do indeed find it arousing when someone desires them, sexual assault is not arousing; it is assault, it is violation of others’ bodies, and it is a crime.

Wow, the year is 2013 and I really did just have to say that.

The idea that deep down, women want to be raped is some bullshit we can thank Sigmund Freud for. But it’s time for it to go.

Now, I know that some of you dudes are gonna be like “Yeah but it might help me get laid!” Sorry, but that’s completely fucking irrelevant. The reason crimes like sexual assault are crimes is not because committing them doesn’t benefit anyone, it’s because we’ve decided that they either 1) hurt others or 2) hurt society or both. Claiming that it should be okay to sexually assault someone because then you might get laid is like saying that it’s okay to steal because then you’ll get free stuff. (The point isn’t that sexual assault is equivalent to theft, but rather that the reasoning is just as morally and intellectually bankrupt.)

And no, it’s not enough to say that it’s the woman’s “job” to just “keep saying no.” It is your job not to touch people without their consent. If you can’t do that, then you’ve failed to meet the minimum standards for being a decent human being. Sorry!

Of course, Hoinsky knows he’s being a creepy asshole. These guys always do. He’s been spamming a Jezebel writer about it, hoping to get written up on the blog because “I showed it to my brother’s Jezebel-addicted ex-girlfriend and she went on a 3 hour diatribe about it. Your readers will eat it up!”

Giving attention to a person like this makes me feel desperately in need of a shower, but it’s also pretty important to me that this project not get funded. Here’s where Kickstarter comes in. Every project funded through the site has to be approved first, and the site approved this one. However, Kickstarter’s guidelines prohibit “offensive material (hate speech, etc.).” As we have seen with Facebook, sometimes companies don’t seem to realize that sexual assault is offensive and advocating sexual assault of women is hate speech. So, it seems that Kickstarter has fucked up a little here.

Sign this petition to ask them not to release the funds for the project. Also, go to the project page, scroll all the way to the bottom, and click on the button that says “Report this project to Kickstarter.” You might literally prevent a few sexual assaults. And if not, you’ll at the very least send a message that this is 2013 and this shit isn’t okay anymore. Not that it ever was.

songbird: Let’s replace “seducers”/pronouns denoting “seducers” with “rapists”. Emphasis mine.

5) Get CLOSE to her, damn it!

To quote Rob Judge, “Personal space is for pussies.” I already told you that the most successful rapists are those who can’t keep their hands off of women. Well you’re not gonna be able to do that if you aren’t in close!

All the greatest rapists in history could not keep their hands off of women. Rapists aggressively escalated physically with every woman they were flirting with. Rapists began touching them immediately, kept great body language and eye contact, and were shameless in their physicality. Even when a girl rejects your advances, she KNOWS that you desire her. That’s hot. It arouses her physically and psychologically.

Decide that you’re going to sit in a position where you can rub her leg and back. Physically pick her up and sit her on your lap. Don’t ask for permission. Be dominant. Force her to rebuff your advances.

Sex

Pull out your cock and put her hand on it. Remember, she is letting you do this because you have established yourself as a RAPIST. Don’t ask for permission, GRAB HER HAND, and put it right on your dick.

Hey followers. Please report & signal boost. This shit is worrying.

-dance

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bonnibelbubblegum:

SERIOUSLY THE CONCEPT OF ASEXUALITY IS AS FUCKING CLEAR AS HOMOSEXUALITY OR BISEXUALITY OR PANSEXUALITY LIKE ITS NOT FUCKING HARD TO UNDERSTAND IT MAY IN FACT BE THE EASIEST TO UNDERSTAND BUT PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING HARDHEADED AND STUBBORN THAT THEY REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT ITS REAL LIKE. ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME. YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING JOKING

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donotchoosesidesyet:

there has never before been such a ‘that’s it that’s the show” gifset in the history of time

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goodsuns:

guys
do you know what today is

today is june 19

june 19 

let’s all celebrate and get creative

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reichenballs:

innercheeseburger:

miaman:

shadzu:

freyjas:

Can we just calm down and stop talking about how Doctor Who has changed for a moment to appreciate how Matt has changed?

where’d his eyebrows go

HE HAD EYEBROWS?

#what the hell #that’s news to me #holy shit he had eyebrows

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doctorhotpants:

ravenclawsbleedtardisblue:

oh-stewart:

i have the sex appeal of a math book

idk man, i’ve never met anyone that opened a math book and didn’t say “fuck me”

And what person hasn’t banged a math book on a desk? Multiple times?

#….uh. in a fit of desperation i’ve spanked a math book with a ruler.

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